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A bear robbed of cubs is safer than the folly of fools.
A bear trap closes on your foot!
A beast, that wants discourse of reason. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act i, Sc.
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A beat schizophrenic said, "Me? I am not I, I'm a tree.
But another, more sane, Shouted, "I'm a Great Dane!" And covered his pants leg with pee....
A beautiful eye makes silence eloquent, a kind eye makes contradiction an assent, an enraged eye makes beauty deformed.
This little member gives life to every part about us; and I believe the story of...
A beautiful Greek chalice has magically appeared!
A beautiful rainbow can be seen over the falls and to the east.
A beautiful woman is a blessing from Heaven, but a good cigar is a smoke. -- Rudyard Kipling
A beautiful woman is a picture which drives all beholders nobly mad.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)...
A beautiful woman is paradise for the eyes, hell for the soul, and purgatory for the purse.

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