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A billion seconds ago Harry Truman was president. A billion minutes ago was just after the time of Christ.
A billion hours ago man had not yet walked on earth. A billion dollars ago was late...
A Bill of Rights is what the people are entitled to against every government on Earth.
.. and what no just government should refuse. -- Thomas Jefferson, Letter to James Madison, Paris, Dec....
A bimbo is a young woman who's not pretty enough to be a model, not smart enough to be an actress, and not nice enough to be a poisonous snake.
-- P. J. O'Rourke...
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird. -- Tao of Pooh.
A bird does not sing because it has an answer... it sings because it has a song.
-- Ancient Chinese proverb...
A bird in the bush can't relieve itself in your hand.
A bird in the bush....HURTS!
A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him.
A bird in the hand can be messy.
A bird in the hand doesn't count in poker.

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