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A blunt instrument.
Abner... smote him under the fifth rib. -- Old Testament -- 2 Samuel ii, 23
ABNORMAL, adj. Not conforming to standard. In matters of thought and conduct, to be independent is to be abnormal, to be abnormal is to be detested.
Wherefore the lexicographer adviseth a striving...
Abnormal program termination.
A body can work up a mean, mean thirst after a day of doing nothing.
A body on vacation tends to remain on vacation unless acted upon by an outside force.
-- Carol Reichel...
A bold bad man. -- Edmund Spenser (1553-1599) -- The Faerie Queene, Book i, Canto i, St. 37
Abolish anal retentiveness!
Abolish first marriages!
Abolish mornings...
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