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• A scurfy child needs be combed. -- Everyday Danish Proverb
• When PIG's fly they will be called PIGeo
• What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer? Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
• He who takes a child by the hand takes a mother by the heart. Danish Proverb
• No pig should go sky diving during monsoon For this isn't really the norm.
  But should a fat swine try to soar like a loon, So what?...
• A pig is a jolly companion, Boar, sow, barrow, or gilt -- A pig is a pal, who'll boost your morale, Though mountains may topple and tilt.
  When they've blackballed, bamboozled, and burned you, When they've turned on you, Tory and Whig, Though you may be thrown over by Tabby and Rover, You'll never go wrong with a pig, a pig, You'll never go wrong with a pig!...