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• The following appeared in a memo from a member of the Clark City School Board.
  "Mason Elementary School is faced with a shortage of classroom space....
• The following is a memo from the superintendent of the Mylar school district.
  "A recent six-month study, in which breakfast was made available at school for 100 schoolchildren ages five to twelve, found that children on the breakfast plan were less likely than other children to be absent from or late for school....
• In each city in the region of Treehaven, the majority of the money spent on government-run public school education comes from taxes that each city government collects.
  The region's cities differ, however, in the value they place on public education....
• The following appeared in a memorandum from the president of Hyper-Go Toy Company.
  "Last year, sales of our Fierce Fighter toy airplane declined sharply, even though the toy had been a top seller for three years....
• The following appeared in a memo from a budget planner in Sophia County.
  "Census data indicate that the number of retired couples without children who are moving into Sophia County is steadily rising...
• The following is part of a letter from the Brookfree School Board.
  "As part of our new educational reform program, we identified ten schools most in need of immediate improvement....
• You are the children of a dead planet, earthdeirdre, and this death we do not comprehend.
  We shall take you in, but may we ask this question--will we too catch the planetdeath disease?...
• Bad nerves are inheritable - we get 'em from our children.
• Smithers: Well, sir, where should we dump <this> batch [of nuclear waste]?
  Playground? Burns: No. All those bald children are arousing suspicion....