As for the Christian theology, can you imagine anything more appallingly
idiotic than the Christian idea of heaven? What kind of deity is it that
would be capable of creating angels and men to sing his praises day and night
to all eternity? It is, of course, the figure of an Oriental despot, with
his inane and barbaric vanity. Such a conception is an insult to God.
-- Alfred North Whitehead (1861-1947) "Dialogues of A. N. W." (1953)
Bart: Oooh, what's that?
Otto: My very own idea for a comic book, little man.
[unveils his conception of Busman, which bears a distinct
resemblance to Otto despite some anatomically awesome features]
It's about a dude who drives a school bus by day, but by night,
fights vampires in a post-apocalyptic war zone!...
We may not be able to persuade Hindus that Jesus and not Vishnu should govern
their spiritual horizo or Moslems that Lord Buddha is at the center of
their spiritual universe, nor Hebrews that Mohammed is a major prohpet, nor
Christians that Shinto best expresses their spiritual concerns, to say
nothing of the fact that we may not be able to get Christians to agree among
themselves about their relationship to God....
We may not be able to persuade Hindus that Jesus and not Vishnu should
govern their spiritual horizo or Moslems that Lord Buddha is at the
center of their spiritual universe, nor Hebrews that Mohammed is a major
prophet, nor Christians that Shinto best expresses their spiritual
concerns, to say nothing of the fact that we may not be able to get
Christians to agree among themselves about their relationship to God....