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• Unhappy the land that needs heroes. -- Bertolt Brech
• Andrea: Unhappy the land that has no heroes. Galileo
  No, unhappy the land that needs heroes. -- Bertolt Brecht, "Life of Galileo...
• LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 23) Major achievements, new friends, and a previously unexplored way to make a lot of money will come to a lot of people today, but unfortunately you won't be one of them.
  Consider not getting out of bed today....
• Many of this country's heroes were once Boy Scouts.
• What this country needs is a good 23 hour deodorant, which would allow you at least an hour a day to realize just what a stinker you really are!
• VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22) Learn something new today, like how to spell or how to count to ten without using your fingers.
  Be careful dressing this morning. You may be hit by a car later in the day and you wouldn't want to be taken to the doctor's office in some of that old underwear you own....