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• One was never married, and that's his hell; another is, and that's his plague.
  -- Robert Burton, 1651...
• Every man for himself, his own ends, the Devil for all.
  -- Robert Burton (1577-1640) -- The Anatomy of Melancholy, Part iii, Sect. 1, Memb. 3...
• Why doth one man's yawning make another yawn? -- Robert Burton (1577-1640) -- The Anatomy of Melancholy, Part i, Sect.
  2, Memb. 3, Subsect. 2...
• Like the watermen that row one way and look another.
  -- Robert Burton (1577-1640) -- Anatomy of Melancholy, Democritus to the Reade...
• Every man hath a good and a bad angel attending on him in particular, all his life long.
  -- Robert Burton (1577-1640) -- The Anatomy of Melancholy, Part i, Sect. 2, Memb. 1, Subsect. 2...
• Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.
• Never appeal to a man's "better nature." He may not have one.
  Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage....
• One man's idea of hell is to be forced to remain in another man's idea of heaven.
• In West Union, Ohio, No married man can go flying without his spouse along at any time, unless he has been married for more than 12 months.