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Free advice generally costs more than the other kind.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
Frogs are smart--they eat what bugs them.
The goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.
Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgment.
A good sermon leaves you wondering how the preacher knew all about you.
The greatest threat towards future is indifference.
Half of the people in the world are below average.
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