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Heathers If You Were Happy Everyday Of Your Life, You Wouldn't Be Human.
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If you were happy everyday of your life, you wouldn't be human. You'd be
a game show host.
--Winona Ryder
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Betty, If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game-show host.
-- Veronica, "Heathe...
Thank you for not mooning your host.
You know your convenience-speak pretty well. -- Monica, from Heathe
If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also. Russian Proverb
Life is a shit sandwich & everyday you take another bite.
Real life sucks losers dry. If you want to fuck with the eagles you've got to learn to fly.
-- Veronica, "Heathers", movie...
In the game of life you get to choose where you keep your brain - heads you win, tails you loose.
Catastrophes to others are everyday events to you.
It's time for TRILL! The game show where YOU'RE the host!