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• The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.
  -- Fourth Law of Applied Terror Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course....
• Fourth Law of Applied Terror: The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.
  Corollary: Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course....
• The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.
• Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course.
  Fourth Law of Applied Terro...
• First Law of Applied Terror: When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important ones will be illegible.
• If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.
  Corollary to the Fifth Law of Applied Terro...