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• People are always available for work in the past tense. -- Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labou
• Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor: People are always available for work in the past tense.
• Zymurgy's Law on the Availability of Volunteer Labor People are always available for work in the past tense.
• People are always available for work in the past tense.
• Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor: People are always available for work in the past tense.
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• The Watergate Principle: Government corruption is always reported in the past tense.
• Government corruption will always be reported in the past tense. -- The Watergate Principle