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The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small. Murphy's Ninth Military Law
Never worry about the bullet with your name on it. Instead, worry about shrapnel addressed to 'occupant'.
Murphy's Tenth Military Law...
If you need four screws for the job, the first three are easy to find. The N-1 Law
Negative expectations yield negative results.
Positive expectations yield negative results. Non-Reciprocal Law of Expectatio
If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in.
O'Brian's Law...
Variables won't, constants aren't. Osborn's Law
Murphy was an optimist. O'Toole's Commentary
You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
Perversity of Nature Law...
If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of the dark leaks out.
The Third Law of Photography...

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