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• Recently when I'm alone I try to talk myself out of masturbation.
  I ask myself--why can't I just be friends with myself? -- Richard Lewi...
• Monica: So, Chandler, who's on your list? Chandle
  Ah, Kim Basinger, Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry, Yasmine Bleeth, and ah, Jessica Rabbit....
• I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.
  -- Lady Mary Wortley Montagu...
• I'm no longer prepared to accept what people say and what's written in books, I must think things out for myself, and try to find my own answer.
  -- Ibse...
• When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.
  -- Josh Billing...
• I confuse myself just fine, thank you. Don't need help.
• Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know?
  I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out....
• Every time I find out the meaning of life, they change it.
• it is now some years since I detected how many were the false beliefs that I ha d believed to be true since my earliest youth.
  And since that time, I have bee n convinced that I must once and for all seriously try to rid myself of all the opiniouns which I had formerly accepted, and begin to build anew, if I wanted t o establish any firm and permanent structure for my beliefs....