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• Don't shoot until you're sure you both aren't on the same side.
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and whatever you hit, call it the target.
• Both oars in the water, but on the same side of the boat.
• Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant? A: With a blue-elephant gun.
  Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant? A: Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue-elephant gun....
• You may be redneck... if both your dad and you are in the same grade.