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I Don't Want To Bore You, But There's Nobody Else Around For Me To Bore.
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I don't want to bore you, but there's nobody else around for me to bore.
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I don't want to bore you, but there's nobody else around for me to bore.
All that was meant to bore you shitless. -- I. Goulden Combinatorics and Optimization 230
Going to the dentist can be more a matter of attitude than anything else.
It can be a drilling time, or it can bore you to death....
Worf: "You bore that well." -- "Disaster", Stardate unknow
The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful. My thoughts aren't too clear, but don't run away.
My girlfriend's a bore; my job is too dutiful. Hell nobody's perfect, would you like to play?...
You must be careful about giving any drink whatsoever to a bore.
A lit-up bore is the worst in the world. -- David Cecil...
I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine?
Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's an illusion, or maybe YOU don't really exist....