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• A novel approach is to remove all power from the system, which removes most system overhead so that resources can be fully devoted to doing nothing.
  Benchmarks on this technique are promising; tremendous amounts of nothing can be produced in this manner....
• Arbitrary systems, pl.n.: Systems about which nothing general can be said, save "nothing general can be said.
• RTFS /R-T-F-S/ [Unix] 1. imp. Abbreviation for `Read The Fucking Source'.
  Variant form of RTFM, used when the problem at hand is not necessarily obvious and not answerable from the manuals -- or the manuals are not yet written and maybe never will be....
• Plumbing is one of the easier of do-it-yourself activities, requiring only a few simple tools and a willingness to stick your arm into a clogged toilet.
  In fact, you can solve many home plumbing problems, such as annoying faucet drip, merely by turning up the radio....