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• I love when the stewardess says, "Your seat cushion becomes a flotation device.
  Well, why doesn't the plane just become a boat? -- Steve Shaffe...
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• Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again.
  God -- I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again....
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  God -- I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again. -- Woody Allen, "Hannah and Her Siste...