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• Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the lightbulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness....
• How many existentialists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness....
• Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One and a half.
• Q: How many Microsoft Programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: It cannot be done. You will need to upgrade your house....
• Q: How many college football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: Only one, but he gets three credits for it....
• Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: Five. One to screw in the lightbulb and four to share the experience....
• How many Bavarian Illuminati -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  Three: one to screw it in, and one to confuse the issue....