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Q: What Is "SMOORPLAY"? A: It's What SMURFS Do Before They SMUCK, Of Course!
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Q: What is "SMOORPLAY"?
A: It's what SMURFS do before they SMUCK, of course!
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Q: What is "SMOORPLAY"? A: It's what SMURFS do before they SMUCK, of course!
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