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Q: What's Buried In Grant's Tomb? A: A Corpse.
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Q: What's buried in Grant's tomb?
A: A corpse.
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Q: What's buried in Grant's tomb? A: A corpse.
Where the heck is Grant buried?
Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.
Q: How was Thomas J. Watson buried? A: 9 edge down.
Grant that the old Adam in these persons may be so buried, that the new man may be raised up in them.
-- Book of Common Prayer -- Baptism of those of Riper Yea...
As quick as a corpse.
Q: How does a WASP propose marriage? A: "How would you like to be buried with my people?
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