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• You can't carve your way to success without cutting remarks.
• You know your vacation is a success if, when you come home, you discover that the grass has not grown sufficiently to require an immediate cutting.
• Cutting remarks don't cut any ice.
• You always pass failure on your way to success. -- Mickey Rooney
• Character is that which can do without success. -- Emerso
• The Official MBA Handbook on the use of sunlamps: Use a sunlamp only on weekends.
  That way, if the office wise guy remarks on the sudden appearance of your tan, you can fabricate some story about a sun-stroked weekend at some island Shangri-La like Caneel Bay....