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Always Talk To Your Wife While You're Making Love...if There's A Phone Handy.
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Always talk to your wife while you're
making love...if there's a phone handy.
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Always talk to your wife while you're making love...if there's a phone handy.
VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder.
This nitpicking is sickening to your friends....
Darling," he breathed, "after making love I doubt if I'll be able to get over you -- so would you mind answering the phone?
Q: What are the four words you don't want to hear while making love? A: "Honey, I'm home!
With such great numbers of people making love, you just have to wonder why it is always in such short supply.
Your beer will always wait in the car while you play football.
While you recently had your problems on the run, they've regrouped and are making another attack.