Quotations - Old

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APL hackers do it in the quad.
APL is a write-only language. I can write programs in APL, but I can't read any of them.
-- Roy Kei...
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. -- Herbert Hoove
Acceptance without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western religion, Rejection without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western science.
-- Gary Zukav, "The Dancing Wu Li Maste...
A woman drove me to drink, and I didn't even have the courtesy to thank her.
According to my best recollection, I don't remember. -- Vincent "Jimmy Blue Eyes" Alo
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.
Achilles' Biological Findings: (1) If a child looks like his father, that's heredity.
If he looks like a neighbor, that's environment....
Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing.

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