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An older student came to Otis and said, "I have been to see a great number of teachers and I have given up a great number of pleasures.
I have fasted, been celibate and stayed awake nights seeking e...
Anarchy may not be a better form of government, but it's better than no government at all.
And Jesus said unto them, "And whom do you say that I am?
And as we stand on the edge of darkness Let our chant fill the void That others may know In the land of the night The ship of the sun Is drawn by The grateful dead.
-- Tibetan "Book of the Dead...
And on the seventh day, He exited from append mode.
And the fully armed nuclear warheads, are, of course, merely a courtesy detail.
And the northern lights commenced to glow. And she said, with a tear in her eye, "Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
-- Frank Zappa, "The Story of Nanook and the F...
Ankh if you love Isis.
Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it; get a larger hammer.
Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.
Corollary: On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike your toe...
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