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Do not do unto others as you would they should do unto you.
Their tastes may not be the same. -- George Bernard Shaw...
Do not drink coffee in early a.m. It will keep you awake until noon.
Do not meddle in the affairs of the wizards for they are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Do not meddle in the affairs of the wizards for they are subtle and quick to anger.
Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out if it alive.
Do something big -- fuck a giant.
Do something unusual today. Pay a bill.
Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.
Do you want to visit hell? Dig a *very* deep hole.
Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.
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