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I came; I saw; I fucked up.
I can resist anything but temptation.
I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. -- Joe Walsh
I choked Linda Lovelace.
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. -- Isaac Asimov
I do not know myself and God forbid that I should. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem. -- Ashleigh Brillia
I don't mind arguing with myself. Its when I lose that it bothers me. -- Richard Powe
I don't want to bore you, but there's nobody else around for me to bore.
I drink to make other people interesting. -- George Jean Natha
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