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I see little divinity about them or you. You talk to me of Christianity when you are in the act of hanging your enemies.
Was there ever such blasphemous nonsense! -- George Bernard Shaw, "The Dev...
I smell a maze of twisty little passages.
I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa.
-- Frank Zappa...
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
I want a girl that can swallow my pride. -- Frank Zappa, "Jewish Prince
I wish you humans would leave me alone.
I wished, I never wished a wand of wishing. (Wishful thinking)
I wouldn't advise playing catch with a giant.
I wouldn't mind dying -- it's that business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.
-- R. Gei...
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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