Quotations - Old

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If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
If you can't understand it, it is intuitively obvious.
If you cannot convince them, confuse them. -- Harry S. Truma
If you disassemble and assemble something a couple of times, you will have two of them.
If you drink, don't park. Accidents make people.
If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.
If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you
but if you really make them think they'll hate you....
If you meet somebody who tells you that he loves you more than anybody in the whole wide world, don't trust him.
It means he experiments....
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way will promptly develop.

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