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• You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
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• Ah, yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow"-- I'm sorry now I wrote it!
  But I can tell you anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it!...
• Pray as if everything depended on God, and work as if everything depended upon man.
  -- Francis J. Spellman (1889-1967)...
• Whenever somebody gives you a spec for some new technology, if you can't understand the spec, don't worry too much.
  Nobody else is going to understand it, either, and it's probably not going to be important....
• Do you speak English? Ah...a little. Yes - when you say 'a little' what exactly do you mea
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• I use technology in order to hate it more properly. -- Nam June Paik