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• Do not allow this language (Ada) in its present state to be used in applications where reliability is critical, i.
  e., nuclear power stations, cruise missiles, early warning systems, anti-ballistic missile defense systems....
• If OS/2 was hooked up to nuclear missiles, what happens?
• And the fully armed nuclear warheads, are, of course, merely a courtesy detail.
• ...and the fully armed nuclear warheads, are, of course, merely a courtesy detail.
• This tagline is 100% environmentally friendly.
• The one great gift to humankind from our nuclear physicists has been the nuclear bomb.
  How can we ever thank them? -- Edward Abbey...
• The dangerous Lego Bomb, which targets shag rugs and scatters pieces of plastic that hurt like hell when you step on them is banned entirely.
  ... Hiring David Copperfield to pretend to saw the missiles in half will not be permitted....