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• Television - a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well-done. -- Ernie Kovac
• Television - a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well-done." -- Ernie Kovac
• Television is a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
  -- Ernie Kovacs (1919-1974)...
• Television - a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done. KOVACS
• Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
  -- attributed to both Fred Allen and Ernie Kovac...
• Jane and I got mixed up with a television show -- or as we call it back east here
  TV -- a clever contraction derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville....
• TV is like steak: a medium rarely well done.