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Quote #255 Everything Is Easy As Long As You Are Not The Schmuck Who Has To Implement It.
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Everything is easy as long as you are not the schmuck who has to implement
it.
-- --- "Ronald F. Guilmette"
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For the man who has everything... Penicillin. -- F. Borqui
He who uses bad language is an ignorant schmuck.
PENICILLIN -- what you give the man who has everything.
SCHMUCK -- a guy who goes to a swinging-singles party and shits in the hot tub.
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If they are easy they will be settled at a lower level....
Everything comes to him who waits - and if you hang around long enough, you'll get yours!
Moral: design before you implement.
The man who has everything should be quarantined.