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• Pathetic," he said. "That's what it is. Pathetic.
  (crosses stream) "As I thought," he said, "no better from *this* side." -- Eyeore...
• When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet at last, "what's the first thing you say to yourself?
  "What's for breakfast?" said Pooh. "What do you say, Piglet?...
• When you wake up in the morning, Pooh, said Piglet at last, what's the first thing you say to yourself?
  What's for breakfast? said Pooh. What do you say, Piglet?...
• Sing Ho! For the life of a Bear! -- Winnie-the-Pooh by A. A. Milne
• Bother! said Pooh, as he shot A.A. Milne for being a git.
• Winnie-the-Pooh read the notice very carefully, first from left to right, and afterwards, in case he had missed some of it, from right to left.
  -- A. A. Milne...
• Pathetic as usual.
• Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common? A: The same middle name.
• For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me. -- A. A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh