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• Narcissism: You and your toilet paper share the same name. -- SLR
• You may be redneck... if you've taken toilet paper home from work.
• PTP: Produce Toilet Pape
• Lisa: You can't be cool just by spouting off a bunch of worn-out buzzwords.
  Bart: Don't have a cow, Lis! Marge: Bart's right....
• Soft soap often has a high percentage of lye in it. -- Salada tea
• BWQ /B-W-Q/ n. [IBM: abbreviation, `Buzz Word Quotient'] The percentage of buzzwords in a speech or documents.
  Usually roughly proportional to bogosity. See TLA....
• I shall ne'er be ware of mine own wit till I break my shins against it.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act ii, Sc. 4...
• France is a country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.
• It's not hard to tell we was poor--when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.
  -- George "Goober" Lindsey...