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• I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. -- Sir Winston Churchill
• This is no time for ease and comfort. It is the time to dare and endure. -- Sir Winston Churchill
• The Flaming Moe is not for sale. Do you know how much of my blood and sweat are in this drink?
  [everybody in the bar spits out their drink] Uh, figure of speech....
• 8GB Ought To Be Enough For Anybody REDMOND, WA -- In a shocking move, Microsoft has revealed that the new Xbox console will only contain an 8 gigabyte hard drive.
  This implies that the machines will use a version of the Windows operating system that fits within only 8GB....
• The following appeared in a memo from the chairperson of the school board in the town of Saluda.
  "For the past five years, Mr. Charles Schade has been the music director at Steel City High School, and during that time the school band from Steel City High has won three regional band competitions....
• I went to the ophthalmologist today about an eye condition.
  To paraphrase his diagnosis, I had enough blood and sweat, but not enough tears....
• The future can be anything we want it to be, providing we have the faith and that we realize that peace, no less than war, required "blood, sweat and tears.
  -- Charles F. Kettering...
• A young married couple had their first child. Their original pride and joy slowly turned to concern however, for after a couple of years the child had never uttered any form of speech.
  They hired the best speech therapists, doctors, psychiatrists, all to no avail....
• The following appeared in a memo from the president of a company that builds and sells new homes in Steel City.
  "Over the past five years, the population of Steel City has increased by more than 20 percent, and family incomes in Steel City have risen much faster than the national average....