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• Well, I'm a classic ANAL RETENTIVE!! And I'm looking for a way to VICARIOUSLY experience some reason to LIVE!
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  -- Nigel...
• Quote #510 Every film should have a beginning, a middle, and an end -- not necessarily in that order.
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• code police n. [by analogy with George Orwell's `thought police'] A mythical team of Gestapo-like storm troopers that might burst into one's office and arrest one for violating programming style rules.
  May be used either seriously, to underline a claim that a particular style violation is dangerous, or ironically, to suggest that the practice under discussion is condemned mainly by anal-retentive weenies....
• code police: [by analogy with George Orwell's `thought police'] n.
  A mythical team of Gestapo-like storm troopers that might burst into one's office and arrest one for violating programming style rules....