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Quote #368 I Always Thought A Tasteless Condom Would Be, Like, One With A Picture Of The Pope On It Or Something.
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I always thought a tasteless condom would be, like, one with a picture of
the Pope on it or something.
-- sizemor@nickel.ucs.indiana.edu (Jim Sizemore)
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If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder. -- Pope John Paul I
The problem with losing stuff is that it always happens when you're not watching.
Of course if you were watching I guess the stuff wouldn't get lost, would it....
Base wealth preferring to eternal praise.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Iliad of Homer, Book xxiii, Line 368...
Quote #176 Many things do not happen as they ought.
Most things do not happen at all. It is for the conscientious historian to correct these defects....