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• Dear Miss Manners: I carry a big black umbrella, even if there's just a thirty percent chance of rain.
  May I ask a young lady who is a stranger to me to share its protection?...
• It is bad manners to use a wand in a shop.
• It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
  -- Miss Manners (Judith Martin)...
• It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
  -- Miss Manne...
• A dollar's a bad boss, and dying's a bad fear.
• Writers of novels and romances in general bring a double loss on their readers, they rob them both of their time and money
  epresenting men, manners, and things that never have been, nor are likely to be...
• There is America, which at this day serves for little more than to amuse you with stories of savage men and uncouth manne
  yet shall, before you taste of death, show itself equal to the whole of that commerce which now attracts the envy of the world....
• Dear Miss Manners: My home economics teacher says that one must never place one's elbows on the table.
  However, I have read that one elbow, in between courses, is all right....