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Quote #464 Oh Wait. You Are A Self-admitted Communi
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Oh wait. You are a self-admitted Communist; therefore, you *cannot* judge
for yourself, but must obey 'the will of the people'.
Must make it hard to order food in a restauraunt. "Waiter, what are the
masses having?"
-- Lizard
[(lizard@expressway.com)]
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You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must forge one for yourself. -- James Froude.
Quote #159 The first question which you will ask and which I must try to answer is this, "What is the use of climbing Mount Everest?
and my answer must at once be, "It is no use." There is not the slightest prospect of any gain whatsoever....
To give of yourself, you must first know yourself.
Lizard Invasion Newts at eleve
Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#18) Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
Question 18: Witnessing the popularity of "Dilbert", Microsoft has plans to launch a syndicated comic strip featuring life at Microsoft....
The computer is absolutely right; therefore you must be wrong.
In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
-- Carl Sagan, Cosmo...
In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
-- Carl Sagan, Cosmo...