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• Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.
  -- Seymore Cray, on virtual memory...
• If a pitbull humps your leg, fake an orgasm!
• Thank heaven for startups; without them we'd never have any advances. -- Seymour Cray
• Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay.
• It seems Mr. Watson has answered his own question. -- Seymour Cray
• You do have a big heart, Bob...I like you a lot.
• You tried it just for once, found it alright for kicks, but now you find out you have a habit that sticks, you're an orgasm addict, you're always at it, and you're an orgasm addict.
  -- The Buzzcock...
• Quote #397 "Paradise is exactly like where you are right now .
  ... Only much, much better" -- Laurie Anderso...
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better.
  It's not. -- Dr. Seuss, The Lorax...