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• Quote #6 The more I ponder the principles of language design, and the techniques which put them into practice, the more is my amazement and admiration of ALGOL 60.
  Here is a language so far ahead of its time, that it was not only an improvement on its predecessors, but also on neary all its successors....
• Quote #76 If you lie to the compiler, it will get its revenge. - Henry Spence
• Quote #225 Scotty: Captain, we din' can reference it!
  Kirk: Analysis, Mr. Spock? Spock: Captain, it doesn't appear in the symbol table....
• Sweet is revenge--especially to women. -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto i, Stanza 124
• Quote #612 When all else fails, standardize. -- Don Norma
• Things only appear to get lost--they're waiting for you in next week.
• Two and two continue to make four, in spite of the whine of the amateur for three, or the cry of the critic for five.
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