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  "Many other companies have recently stated that having their employees take the Easy Read Speed-Reading Course has greatly improved productivity....
• On the other hand, the TCP camp also has a phrase for OSI people.
  There are lots of phrases. My favorite is `nitwit' -- and the rationale is the Internet philosophy has always been you have extremely bright, non-partisan researchers look at a topic, do world-class research, do several competing implementations, have a bake-off, determine what works best, write it down and make that the standard....
• The fact that not everyone is perfect can be most clearly illustrated by other people.
• alk mode n. A feature supported by Unix, ITS, and some other OSes that allows two or more logged-in users to set up a real-time on-line conversation.
  It combines the immediacy of talking with all the precision (and verbosity) that written language entails....
• What do you do when you've written more books than you've read?
• A baseball fan is a spectator sitting 500 feet from home plate who can see better than an umpire standing five feet away.
• There are no perfect men of course, but some are more perfect than others, and we can use all of those we can get.
  -- Merle Shai...
• If you can read this, you're too close; get off my grave, idiot! -- Written on grave
• Quote #416 "Entities should not be multiplied without necessity.
  aka "Entia non sunt multiplicanda sine necessitate....