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  Unlike most automobiles, it has neither speedometer, nor gas gage, nor any of the numerous idiot lights which plague the modern driver....
• Brian Kernighan has an automobile which he helped design.
  Unlike most automobiles, it has neither speedometer, nor gas guage, nor any of the numerous idiot lights which plague the modern driver....
• Fog Lamps, n.: Excessively (often obnoxiously) bright lamps mounted on the fronts of automobile
  used on dry, clear nights to indicate that the driver's brain is in a fog. See also Idiot Lights....
• 7) The car directly in front of you has a flashing right tail light but a steady left tail light.
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