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Quote #261 @A: Hubbard, L. Ron (1911-1986) * @Q: If you really want to make a million .
. . the quickest way is to start your own religion....
Quote #262 "Toilet paper is a soft ware. What percentage of it are you reusing?
-- Len Cool, "A Bulwark Against Buzzword...
Quote #263 @A: Dorothy Parker @Q: Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
Quote #264 Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children.
-- Sam Austi...
Quote #265 "There are three kinds of death in this world.
There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network." -- Guy Alme...
Quote #266 The summation symbol looks like a distorted pacman.
-- Graham, Knuth and Patashnik, ``Concrete Mathematics'', (p. 23)...
Quote #267 The ultimate goal of mathematics is to eliminate all need for intelligent thought.
-- Graham, Knuth and Patashnik, ``Concrete Mathematics'', (p. 56)...
Quote #268 (Markus, are you *sure* you are not a crypto-conceptualist ready to burst out of the closet?
) -- Mike Arnautov...
Quote #269 "Television has changed the American child from in irresistable force into an immovable object.
-- Laurence J. Pete...
Quote #270 It is very difficult to compare an apple.
-- -- Michael Feldman, (It is very difficult to compare an apple...
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