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Quote #441 Whenever things get tough, C++ wimps out and forces another pointer indirection.
Of course, this 'solves' the problem for the C++ implementor, but throws a much larger probl...
Quote #442 ELECELLERATION: Pressing an elevator button a lot to speed it up.
-- Bonus definition of A Word A Day [3.8.95]...
Quote #443 Putting smokers and non-smokers in the same room is like having a urinating and a non-urinating section in a swimming pool.
-- Ross Parke...
Quote #444 Documentation is like sex; when it's good, it's very, very good, and when it's bad, it's better than nothing.
-- Dick Brando...
Quote #445 Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Quote #446 Daughters of feminists love to wear pink and white short frilly dresses and talk of successes with boys/ It annoys/ Their Mums .
.. -- Nancy White...
Quote #447 No, I don't think smoking should be illegal.
Smokers are already getting the death penalty!...
Quote #448 Businesses may come and go, but religion will last forever, for in no other endeavor does the consumer blame himself for product failure.
-- X-Bonus of the "A Word A Day" service...
Quote #449 In the realtime industry, on the other hand, it's fairly common to sell source code as part of the system.
Because we're expecting people to bet their lives on it. Not just the...
Quote #450 "I don't mind where people make love, so long as they don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.
-- Mrs. Patrick Campbell (1865-1940) [Oral tradition]...

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