Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
Quotations - Random
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Quotations - Random
Quote #601 Most documentation starts as hastily scrawled notes from sleep-deprived developers who weren't necessarily hired for their keen communication skills.
Those notes are then fleshed...
Quote #602 History is the version of events that people have agreed upon. -- Napoleo
Quote #603 I have a bad feeling about this. Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars, Episode 1
The Phantom Menance (at the Trade Federation ship) Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars, Episode 2...
Quote #604 Atheism is a nonprophet organization.
Quote #605 Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work but they try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as recompiling everything.
-- Karl Lehenba...
Quote #606 The object-oriented model makes it easy to build up programs by accretion.
What this often means, in practice, is that it provides a structured way to write spaghetti code....
Quote #608 Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.
-- Seymour Cray...
Quote #609 Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.
-- Edward V Berard...
Quote #610 A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that worked.
-- John Gall...
< previous
...
61
62
63
64
65
66
67
68
69
70
next >