Quotations - Random

Quotations - Random

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Quote #61 "I have been Foolish and Deluded, and I am a Bear of No Brain at All." -- Pooh
Quote #62 "A system admin's life is a sorry one.
The only advantage he has over Emergency Room doctors is that malpractice suits are rare....
Quote #63 A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
[variant with author name] A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking....
Quote #64 Collaboration, n.: A literary partnership based on the false assumption that the other fellow can spell.
Quote #65 Everyting should be built top-down, except the first time.
Quote #66 Real Time, adj.: Here and now, as opposed to fake time, which only occurs there and then.
Quote #67 SCCS, the source motel! Programs check in and never check out! -- Ken Thompso
Quote #68 The fact that it works is immaterial. -- L. Ogbo
Quote #70 There is no such thing as a machine-independent optimization. (William Wulf ?)

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