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I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Devorced. I Keep The House". -- Zsa Zsa Gabo
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"I'm a great housekeeper. I get devorced. I keep the house".
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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I am a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. -- Zsa Zsa Gabo
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I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated dahling.
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So we confiscated their homes. IRS HUMOR EXAMPLE B...
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A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. -- Zsa Zsa Gabo
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended. -- Zsa Zsa Gabo