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  -- Stephen King, _The Stand_ (uncut)...
• You don't have to think too hard when you talk to teachers. -- J. D. Salinge
• Then there's the atmosphere -- half the time you can eat the air, it's got so much stuff floating around in it.
  It takes the edge out of the colors. Down here even the traffic lights are pastel....
• As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life -- so I became a scientist.
  This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls. -- M. Cartmill...
• As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life -- so I became a scientist.
  This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls. -- Matt Cartmill...
• As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life -- so I became a scientist.
  This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls." -- Matt Cartmill...